Category: English articles
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Jean-Michel and Jean-Louis Jourdain: the recidivists
Hi everyone, I hope you’re doing okay ! Today, I’m going to tell you about two guys who managed to commit a horrible quadruple murder when they shouldn’t even have been out to begin with. Without further introduction, I present to you the Jourdain brothers ! The best day of the year This case begins…
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Florence Rey and Audry Maupin: the anarchists
Hi everyone, I hope you’re doing well ! Today, I’m going to talk about a couple, because it’s been a while since I talked about one, and also because this one killed for political ideals, which you don’t see everyday (in France, that is). Anyway, today I’m going to tell you the story of Florence…
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Karl Rose: the troll
Hi everyone ! Today, I’m not going to talk to you about a serial killer, but about a mass murderer. Ladies, gentlemen and in-betweens, let me present to you Karl Rose, the killer who reminded French people that they aren’t better than Americans when it comes to nutjobs. A sad, lonely life We don’t know…
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Patrice Alègre: the freeloader
Hi everyone and welcome to the new website ! Today, I’m going to tell you about a useless asshole. You know, the kind of guy who shows up and ruins your party even though no one invited him, but a million times worse. Ladies, gents, and people in between, I present to you Patrice Alègre.…
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Christine Malèvre: the nurse who didn’t heal you
Seeing how things are turning out with the vaccines and stuff, I thought that a little case taking place in the medical field wouldn’t hurt. Good (or bad) news, there is a lot on cases surrounding hospitals in France. The one I chose had people howling a few years ago, but isn’t as known today.…
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David Lefèvre: more a viper than a cobra
Today, I’m going to tell you about a guy from the north, a guy so mediocre that he didn’t stand having anything but misery around him. Ladies, dudes, and everything in between, let me introduce you to David Lefèvre. So, who’s that asshole ? The beginning of David’s life is quite the mystery, kinda like…
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Jocelyne Bourdin, Marc Fasquel, and their vicious road trip
Hi everyone ! Today, we are going to visit the whole beautiful country of France on a road trip punctuated by murder and mayhem.How can I introduce today’s subjects ? Let’s say they are a couple who flourished in crime, only to know a tragic end. Kinda like Caril Fugate and Charles Starkweather, but without…
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Patrick Salameh, certainly a killer, absolutely an asshole
Hi everybody, I hope you’re doing okay ! I didn’t write an article for Halloween, I hope you’ll forgive me !Regarding today’s article, I think we’ve made enough fun of Northern France, so we’re taking the TGV to visit some other lands and discover the human equivalent of burnt plastic named Patrick Salameh. There was…
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Marcel Barbeault, the French BTK
Hi little crazies, I hope you’re having a good day ! Today, I’m going to tell you about a case from Northern France, and to add a little more flavor to it, I’m taking you to my district ! Yeah, today I’m going to take you on a little tour of the Creil district, the…
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Alain Lamare and the institutional mess
Hi ! It’s been a while, I know, but my French readers asked for a case related to the police, and wouldn’t you know it, there are not a lot of information on those. Most of the time, I didn’t even get anything besides the name of the victim. I still found a case interesting…